Picture that!

Here's a picture of me, walking down a country road in the evening sunlight. Kind of looks like an arrow with two shafts, doesn't it? Can you think of a caption for it?

Here's another picture I took; this time in the retreat house living room (which the directors and staff used as a dining room during our silent meals). What is wrong with this picture (besides the obvious fact that the AC was poorly substituted by a box fan)?
I will post what struck me after I see your comments!