When in Rome: Just for Fun

Sr. Margaret brought a set of magnetic words to play with--you know, the kind where you arrange the various nouns and verbs, adjectives and so on to come up with poems or odd lines. Her set of words was a special "Church" pack of words related to religion, so between the two of us, we got some very interesting phrases...

Sr. Margaret's:

• Prayer: Spirit's Dance in a Soul
• Faith. Need to Question, Grace to be Sure
• Adultery is Having One Too Many!
• Resurrection: Let God Steal Your Death
• Mary wondered if Saint Joseph would ever go by the Old Marriage Rule Book
• Protest "Religious" Rapture
• Always Believe Your Rabbi That Another's Creation Should Sing Out Now & Then
• Why has School Crucified True Witnesses?
• Gossip Works Better in Smoke (she says this sounds like something Nero would have said!)

Mine:

• Brimstone thoughts cast many into hellfire.
• One commandment or ten to remember?
• So wonderful you love Jesus.
• Take Sunday religion, please, Lord.
• Thy Sure Holy Ghost shalt raise up Apostles Unto Peace.
• Convert temptation into Salvation.
• Mother Eve had earth.
• Thou Strong Savior Will Keep Communion Amen.
• Have Good Holy Gospel Truth.